Can a neural network generate Arnon Grunberg’s columns?

HAD TO ALL CAPS THIS!!!!!! NO MORE RULES…. MAKE YOUR OWN RULES…

Generates an endless supply of intelligent headlines.

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Because social is the new contextual.

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Translates every Dutch sentence into ‘Balkenende-speak.’